To-Do This Or Suffer Severely

I only read sixty-seven books yesterday. The rest of the week I will force myself to stop drawing on my thighs with red and blue and orange permanent markers, I will skip all my french horn lessons, I will try to limit my cheese intact to three or seven blocks of aged colby per day, and stop obesessing over my fat feet. I will do this in order to accomplish my true goals. This is a promise to myself and my future.