Where I'm Going

To the bus station to meet a friend.
Is she arriving on a bus?
No.
Does she live close to the bus station?
Yes.
Shouldn't you meet her at her house?
No.
Did you sleep with her roommate and now he is sleeping with another girl
and doesn't want anything to do with you ever?
Yes.
Did you tell him he reminded you of your cat?
Perhaps.
Will her roommate be home?
He might be.